I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
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Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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