She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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