I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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