I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
There's always time for handjobs
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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