dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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