So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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