everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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