whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I am available for nakedness
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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