talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
do herpes really smell.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
God, I missed his penis.
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