Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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