The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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