Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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