in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We're using joints as your birthday candles
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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