Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
its not stalking. its research.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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