At least make sure they are 18
Why
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
