Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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