I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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