Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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