i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I am available for nakedness
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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