You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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