Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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