I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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