Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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