If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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