Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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