I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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