How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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