It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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