about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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