I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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