We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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