I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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