is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
i dont even know how to be here
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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