Cold hands, warm shart.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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