Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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