Your tits are I can't wait for
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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