Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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