it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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