SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
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I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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