Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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