Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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