STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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