yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I have fence marks all over my body
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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