Im at strip club and am horny
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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