We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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