Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he puts the penis in happiness.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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