i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Its about making memories worth repressing
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
My vagina is very pro this idea
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