If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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