I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
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I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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