ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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