I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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