You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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