Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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