We won't sleep together?
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
i think we sleep fucked last night...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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